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Machete Kills

"Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more."

2013-09-12 Action 1hr 47m

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

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Storyline

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

  • Released
    2013-09-12
  • Revenue
    $15,000,000
  • Budget
    $12,000,000
  • Runtime
    1hr 47m
  • Genre
    Action, Crime, Thriller
  • Status
    Released
  • Language
    English, Español
  • imdb-logo
    5.6
  • Production
    Open Road Films, Overnight Films, AR Films, Aldamisa Entertainment, Demarest Films, 1821 Pictures, Quick Draw Productions, Universal Pictures

Crew

Robert Rodriguez
Director
Kyle Ward
Screenplay
Iliana Nikolic
Producer

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Cast

Danny Trejo

Danny Trejo

Machete Cortez
Mel Gibson

Mel Gibson

Luther Voz
Amber Heard

Amber Heard

Blanca Vasquez / Miss San Antonio
Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Mr. President
Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Sartana Rivera
Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

La Camaleon
Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens

Cereza Desdemona
Tom Savini

Tom Savini

Osiris Amanpour
Cuba Gooding Jr.

Cuba Gooding Jr.

El Camaleon
Antonio Banderas

Antonio Banderas

El Camaleon
Walton Goggins

Walton Goggins

El Camaleon
William Sadler

William Sadler

Sheriff Doakes
Samuel Davis

Samuel Davis

Clebourne
Felix Sabates

Felix Sabates

Doc Felix
Elise Avellan

Elise Avellan

Nurse Lisa
Marci Madison

Marci Madison

Nurse Fine
Alejandro Antonio

Alejandro Antonio

Boss of Mendez
Crystal Martinez

Crystal Martinez

Wife of Mendez
Corey Burton

Corey Burton

Trailer Voice Guy (voice)
Elon Musk

Elon Musk

Elon Musk
Jason Christopher

Jason Christopher

Lieutenant Brass
Sam Medina

Sam Medina

Cartel Leader
J.J. Perry

J.J. Perry

Voz's Henchman (uncredited)
Alexander Rodnyansky

Alexander Rodnyansky

Radio Guest (uncredited)
Vincent Fuentes

Vincent Fuentes

Cabrito Cook
Elle LaMont

Elle LaMont

Dollface
Jorge A. Jimenez

Jorge A. Jimenez

Dying Cartel Guy
Cheech Marin

Cheech Marin

Padre (archive footage) (uncredited)

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Movie Reviews

Reviews for Machete Kills
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A Review by Dark Jedi 6

Written by Dark Jedi on 2018-05-10

I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more w... read more

I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together with no real concern for the overall picture. I did like the movie as a two-hour distraction from reality and I had quite a few laughs at the ludicrously violent scenes. Unfortunately some of them made me squirm in my seat because the where not really funny-violent but just silly-violent. Charlie Sheen as a president was a real really poor choice of actor. Mel Gibson as Voz was better and I have to confess that I do like Michelle Rodriguez. Lady Gaga? Well, “bof” as the French say. Machete himself, which to me was one of the main reasons for watching the movie, was also a bit of a disappointment. He walked through the movie like he was just boored being on the set. There was never any real spark. At the end of the movie I have to say that I felt a little disappointed. As I wrote, I did like it but it never reached the levels of enjoyment that I hoped for.

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A Review by Per Gunnar Jonsson

I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat in...

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A Review by Dark Jedi 6

Written by Dark Jedi on 2018-05-10

I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What i...

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