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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

"The Army Will Never Be The Same"

2008-11-07 Comedy 1hr 40m

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

Storyline

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Released

2008-11-07
Revenue

$103,971
Budget

$30,000,000
Runtime

1hr 40m
Genre

Comedy
Status

Released
Language

English
4.3
Production

Papa Joe Films, BenderSpink, Di Novi Pictures, EFO Films, Family Room Entertainment, Gerber Pictures, Grand Army Entertainment, Major Productions, Millennium Media

Crew

Steve Miner

Director

Kelly Bowen

Screenplay

Trevor Short

Producer

Keywords:

army us army dumb blonde

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Cast

Jessica Simpson

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Private Megan Valentine

Vivica A. Fox

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Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg

Steve Guttenberg

Sidney Green

Aimee Garcia

Aimee Garcia

Private Vicky Castillo

Olesya Rulin

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Keiko Agena

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Jill Marie Jones

Jill Marie Jones

Private Connie Johnson

Ryan Sypek

Ryan Sypek

Sergeant Mills Evans

Cheri Oteri

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Private Jeter

Gary Grubbs

Gary Grubbs

Captain Greer

Bryce Johnson

Bryce Johnson

Derek O'Grady

Floriana Tullio

Camille

Katie Chonacas

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Andy Milonakis

Andy Milonakis

Joe Kidd

Jennifer Finley

Dolores

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Stylist

Kurt Fuller

Kurt Fuller

Cousin Barry

James Harlon Palmer

James Harlon Palmer

Junior Agent (uncredited)

Desiree Page

Private Hammaori Sister

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