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You Can't Win 'Em All

"Two soldiers of fortune matching wits and guns against the armies of two nations!"

1970-07-23 War 1hr 37m

During the 1922 Turkish Civil War, two Americans and a group of foreign mercenaries offer their services to a local Turkish governor who hires them as guards for a secret transport.

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Storyline

During the 1922 Turkish Civil War, two Americans and a group of foreign mercenaries offer their services to a local Turkish governor who hires them as guards for a secret transport.

  • Released
    1970-07-23
  • Revenue
    n/a
  • Budget
    n/a
  • Runtime
    1hr 37m
  • Genre
    War, Adventure, Comedy, Action
  • Status
    Released
  • Language
    English
  • imdb-logo
    5.7
  • Production
    SRO Pictures, Columbia Pictures

Crew

Peter Collinson
Director
Leo Gordon
Writer
Gene Corman
Producer
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Cast

Tony Curtis

Tony Curtis
Adam Dyer
Charles Bronson

Charles Bronson
Josh Corey
Michèle Mercier

Michèle Mercier
Aila
Patrick Magee

Patrick Magee
The General - Ataturk
Fikret Hakan

Fikret Hakan
Colonel Elci
Grégoire Aslan

Grégoire Aslan
Osman Bey
Leo Gordon

Leo Gordon
Bolek
John Alderson

John Alderson
U.S. Army Major
Tony Bonner

Tony Bonner
Reese
Horst Janson

Horst Janson
Wollen
John Acheson

John Acheson
Davis
Howard Goorney

Howard Goorney
Salih Güney

Salih Güney
Capt. Enver
Yüksel Gözen

Yüksel Gözen
Papadopoulos
Erol Keskin

Erol Keskin
Ken Buckle

Ken Buckle
Henia Halil

Henia Halil
Madam
Terry Yorke

Terry Yorke
Mümtaz Alpaslan

Mümtaz Alpaslan
Manny Michael

Manny Michael
Roger Delgado

Roger Delgado
Capt. Enver (uncredited) (voice)
Paul Stassino

Paul Stassino
Gunner Major (uncredited)
Nikki Van der Zyl

Nikki Van der Zyl
Aila (uncredited) (voice)
Robert Rietti

Robert Rietti
Col. Enci (uncredited) (voice)
David de Keyser

David de Keyser
Gunner Major (uncredited) (voice)
Reed De Rouen

Reed De Rouen
U.S. Navy CPO (uncredited)
N. Bulent Gultekin

N. Bulent Gultekin
Turkish Captain (uncredited)
Suna Keskin

Suna Keskin
Girl in Cafe (uncredited)
Nosher Powell

Nosher Powell
Horse Rider (uncredited)

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Movie Reviews

Reviews for You Can't Win 'Em All
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A Review by John Chard 6.5

Written by John Chard on 2014-04-18

Well. You know what they say? It’s a short life at best. You Can’t Win ‘Em All (AKA: Soldiers of Fortune/The Dubious Patriots) is directe... read more

Well. You know what they say? It’s a short life at best. You Can’t Win ‘Em All (AKA: Soldiers of Fortune/The Dubious Patriots) is directed by Peter Collinson and written by Leo Gordon. It stars Tony Curtis, Charles Bronson, Michele Mercier, Fikret Hakan, Leo Gordon and Salih Guney. Music is by Bert Kaempfert and cinematography by Kenneth Higgins. 1922 and the Greco-Turkish War is coming to a close, and two soldiers of fortune meet and find themselves on a deadly mission that will either make them rich, get them killed or something else entirely… Marauding machismo under the burning Turkey sun, You Can’t Win ‘Em All is good on intentions and two fisted action quotas. That the script is poor is a shame, because although it’s hardly grade “A” as an actioner, it is a whole bunch of fun and Curtis and Bronson are great company to be in. Collinson constructs the action in a competent manner as he fills out the plot with gunfire, explosions, barroom brawls, biplane attacks, speeding train, foxy women and a picturesque location. Bronson gets to flex his muscles while Curtis deals out the quips, and the narrative has the two men spun into a world of double crosses, bluffs and dubious motives. Their chemistry is solid, they make for a good buddy-buddy pairing. Weak on the page for sure, but enough guts, gusto and grins to ensure it’s worth spending the time with. 6.5/10

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A Review by John Chard

Well. You know what they say? It’s a short life at best. You Can’t Win ‘Em All (AKA: Soldiers of Fortune/The Dubious Patriots) is directed by Peter Collinson and written by Leo Gordon. It stars Tony Curtis, Charles Bronson, Michele Merci...

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A Review by John Chard 6.5

Written by John Chard on 2014-04-18

Well. You know what they say? It’s a short life at best. You Can’t Win ‘Em All (AKA: Soldiers of Fortune/The Dubious Patriots) is directed by Peter Collinson and written by Leo Gordon. It stars Ton...

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