"In three days, Jebadiah Sminch is going to kill himself, and he's never been happier."
Jebadiah Sminch made a vow that if he wasn't married by the time he turned 23, he would kill himself when he was 25. He met Carter past the deadline and his 25th birthday is at the end of the week.
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Jebadiah Sminch made a vow that if he wasn't married by the time he turned 23, he would kill himself when he was 25. He met Carter past the deadline and his 25th birthday is at the end of the week.
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