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Storyline

When the B horror movie CHAIN-FACE CLOWN was released in 1985, no one knew the film would one day become a classic, heralded as a cinematic tour de force - Well, at least by a select group of horror movie fans. The film's biggest fan, 29 year-old EMILY LYNESSA always knew she was going to meet and fall in love with JONATHAN BLAKLEE, mid 40s, the star of CHAIN-FACE CLOWN. For Emily, Jonathan is the perfect soulmate; no other male compares to him. She has idolized him and the film ever since she can remember. Emily has collection of CHAIN-FACE CLOWN memorabilia that would impress even the most ardent fan. But, there is one item she has yet to attain - The real life, breathing Jonathan Blaklee.

Released

2019-07-21
Revenue

n/a
Budget

$100,000
Runtime

1hr 18m
Genre

Thriller, Horror
Status

Released
Language

English
3.7
Production

Crew

Oliver Robins

Director

Oliver Robins

Writer

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Cast

Oliver Robins

Jonathan Blakely

Alissa Schneider

Emily Lynessa

Melissa McNerney

Michelle

Jonathan D. Lee

David

Wade Hunt Williams

Alan

Eddie Craig

Peter Norvis

Sage Croft

Himself

Jim Horning

Nick The Bartender

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A Review by CharlesTatum 2

Written by CharlesTatum on 2023-07-15

Oliver Robins returns to a lead onscreen performance for the first time in decades. Who is Oliver Robins, you might ask? He played Robbie in... read more

Oliver Robins returns to a lead onscreen performance for the first time in decades. Who is Oliver Robins, you might ask? He played Robbie in the first two "Poltergeist" films back in the 1980's. His career has led him behind the camera now, and he wrote and directed this underwhelming "Misery" ripoff. Jonathan Blaklee (Oliver Robins) was the child star of a slasher film called "Chain-Face Clown." He is dwelling in obscurity today, showing up at a Florida meet-and-greet with a fellow cast member when the now-cult film is being released on Blu-ray. Jonathan is on his own, leaving his fiancee (Melissa McNerney) back in LA, and goes the "Fatal Attraction" route by scoring with Emily (Alissa Schneider), who claims she has no idea he's a former celebrity. In fact, Emily is obsessed with Jonathan's horror film, having watched it when she was about the same age as Jonathan when he filmed it, and now she has him chained up in a remote garage, his obnoxious costar and fellow hostage is tied to a chair in another location, and she begins the task of getting Jonathan to fall in love with her in her own creepy, savage, unhinged way. Reading the plot summary before I started watching the film, I didn't think it could miss. I was a fan of the wickedly funny "Man Overboard" that Robins directed a while ago, but "Celebrity Crush" is an immense disappointment. Robins had the chance to skewer so many facets of his public life, but barely acknowledges any of them save a "Poltergeist" T-shirt in one scene, and a minor character named Karol Ann. Being a child star forever known for a classic horror film he did when he was ten years old while the rest of us were picking our noses and trying to get through elementary school, trying to work in an industry that forgets easily, B horror films, cosplay, rabid fans, comic book store & convention signings, fellow cast members- there is so much material available, but Robins lifts from "Misery" and does little else. The plot advances, and blindly plows through cliche after cliche. The film is in a hurry, as if it knows you might have an appointment in an hour and a half, and never pauses to generate any suspense or toss out a jump scare. The musical score is unmemorable, and the song score is massive and distracting. Schneider is attractive, it's obvious why Jonathan would notice Emily, but her performance is cringeworthy. Robins himself is better, but I would have liked to see more from the actor whose character was eaten by a giant scary tree when he was a kid. Robins hints that "Chain-Face Clown" may have affected Jonathan as a youngster, but that aspect is not followed through. It's hard to find, but "Man Overboard" proves Robins can do edgy material successfully. "Celebrity Crush" is as forgettable as the year I turned ten.