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Crooks

"Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?"

2002-02-02 Comedy 1hr 20m

During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!

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During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!

  • Released
    2002-02-02
  • Revenue
    n/a
  • Budget
    $500
  • Runtime
    1hr 20m
  • Genre
    Comedy
  • Status
    Released
  • Language
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  • Production
    Polychrome Pictures

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Paul Battista
Director
Paul Battista
Writer
Dan Battista
Producer
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Cast

D. Banno

D. Banno

Postal Worker on Break #5
Carmine Battista

Carmine Battista

Frank Perrigrinno
Michael Carrara

Michael Carrara

Agent Russo
David Brown

David Brown

Officer Tafoozi
Charlie Callas

Charlie Callas

Sol solzberg
Dale Grand

Dale Grand

Bert Lanstein
Irma St. Paule

Irma St. Paule

Agnes DeMilo

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