1. Pluto Nash (AKA The Adventures of Pluto Nash) (2002)
The first season of Bad Movie Beatdown begins with the infamous Eddie Murphy flop "Pluto Nash". As he ...More
The first season of Bad Movie Beatdown begins with the infamous Eddie Murphy flop "Pluto Nash". As he reviews the movie, Film Brain soon discovers that big names and special effects can't fix poor plotting and jokes, soon growing infuriated by the ludicrious plot twists.Less
2009-04-06
2. The Fast and the Furious (2001)
Bad Movie Beatdown gets a turbo-charged upgrade, as Film Brain rams and shunts the surprisingly dull "...More
Bad Movie Beatdown gets a turbo-charged upgrade, as Film Brain rams and shunts the surprisingly dull "The Fast and the Furious", in 'anticipation' of the fourth movie in the franchise.Less
2009-04-14
3. Equilibrium (2002)
The long-awaited review of Equilibrium as Film Brain shows no mercy in this fully-loaded, guns-blazing...More
The long-awaited review of Equilibrium as Film Brain shows no mercy in this fully-loaded, guns-blazing and controversial assault on the action festLess
2009-06-19
4. Seraphim Falls (2007)
With a new intro, get ready to run with Film Brain as he takes on pretentious mumblefest western Serap...More
With a new intro, get ready to run with Film Brain as he takes on pretentious mumblefest western Seraphim Falls. The chase is on!Less
2009-06-26
5. Darkness Falls (2003)
The PG-13 horror movie is targeted this time around as Film Brain pulls ITS teeth out!
The PG-13 horror movie is targeted this time around as Film Brain pulls ITS teeth out!Less
2009-07-03
6. Transmorphers (2007)
Terminator Meets Transformers. Film Brain transforms and rolls out to terminate this Asylum made ripof...More
Terminator Meets Transformers. Film Brain transforms and rolls out to terminate this Asylum made ripoff.Less
2009-07-10
7. Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
Another bad Eddie Murphy movie gets what's coming to it!
Another bad Eddie Murphy movie gets what's coming to it!Less
2009-07-31
8. On Deadly Ground (1994)
Steven Seagal in a bad action movie with an environmental message!
Steven Seagal in a bad action movie with an environmental message!Less
2009-08-07
9. Hollywood Homicide (2003)
Harrison Ford in a movie where there's no homicide. Just him eating donuts during sex. Oh and real est...More
Harrison Ford in a movie where there's no homicide. Just him eating donuts during sex. Oh and real estate. Yeah...Less
2009-08-14
10. AVP: Alien VS Predator (2004)
"Whoever wins, we lose!" An honest tagline for once!
"Whoever wins, we lose!" An honest tagline for once!Less
2009-08-28
11. Final Destination 3 (2006)
With the Final Destination on the horizon, Buck takes on the third in the series. Will he tempt fate?
With the Final Destination on the horizon, Buck takes on the third in the series. Will he tempt fate?Less
2009-09-03
12. Monkeybone (2001)
Brandon Fraser and Whoopi Goldberg can't save this opus about a man and his crazy cartoon character!
Brandon Fraser and Whoopi Goldberg can't save this opus about a man and his crazy cartoon character!Less
2009-09-10
13. Meteor (1979)
Sean Connery in a bad disaster movie. At least it isn't Zardoz, right? RIGHT?!
Sean Connery in a bad disaster movie. At least it isn't Zardoz, right? RIGHT?!Less
2009-09-17
14. The Time Machine (2002)
Film Brain takes a trip back to the dark days of 2002 to review the abysmal remake/adaptation of H.G. ...More
Film Brain takes a trip back to the dark days of 2002 to review the abysmal remake/adaptation of H.G. Wells' masterpiece!Less
2009-10-01
15. Far Cry (2008)
Film Brain takes on an Uwe Boll movie. Will he ever be the same after it?
Film Brain takes on an Uwe Boll movie. Will he ever be the same after it?Less
2009-10-08
16. The Jazz Singer (1980)
Film Brain Vs a remake of a 1920s movie with Neil Diamond and Laurence Olivier. Plus some cameos.
Film Brain Vs a remake of a 1920s movie with Neil Diamond and Laurence Olivier. Plus some cameos.Less
2009-10-24
17. Special: Christmas With The Kranks (2004)
Film Brain returns for a holiday special, to battle Christmas With the Kranks, a strangely contradicto...More
Film Brain returns for a holiday special, to battle Christmas With the Kranks, a strangely contradictory movie in which the spirit of Christmas is based entirely in crass commercialism.Less
