Storyline

Comedy set in a small Police Station filled with self serving corrupt coppers!

First Aired

1979-07-09
Last Aired

1982-08-24
Creator

Johnny Speight
Genre

Comedy
Seasons

3
Episodes

19
Status

Ended
Language

English
Network

ITV1

Keywords:

english police workplace comedy law enforcement satire

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1. The Unwanted Prisoner

Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Con...More

Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover drives straight into his superior's car.Less

30mins 1979-07-09

2. The Morning After...

Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover w...More

Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover with accompanying memory loss.Less

30mins 1979-07-16

3. The Share-Out

Bribery and corruption? Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle i...More

Bribery and corruption? Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle into the station prove to be full of wine, groceries and other goodies.Less

30mins 1979-07-30

4. The Presentation Clock

Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes wit...More

Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes with it. In spite of cheating, he fails, but a surprise awaits him at the station.Less

30mins 1979-08-13

5. Par For The Course

Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president - from trouble wi...More

Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president - from trouble with pensioners to being badly chauffeured by Bulsover.Less

30mins 1979-08-20

6. The Mayor's Brother

The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta...More

The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is certainly worth keeping an eye on...Less