Storyline

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

First Aired

2003-09-22
Last Aired

2015-02-19
Creator

Lee Aronsohn
Genre

Comedy
Seasons

12
Episodes

262
Status

Ended
Language

English
Network

CBS

Keywords:

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1. Pilot

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-ye...More

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.Less

23mins 2003-09-22

2. Big Flappy Bastards

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the ho...More

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.Less

21mins 2003-09-29

3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husba...More

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.Less

21mins 2003-10-05

4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan ...More

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.Less

21mins 2003-10-12

5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different ...More

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.Less

19mins 2003-10-19

6. Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughte...More

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.Less

21mins 2003-10-26

7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks ar...More

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.Less

21mins 2003-11-02

8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's ann...More

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.Less

19mins 2003-11-09

9. Phase One, Complete

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into s...More

Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.Less

21mins 2003-11-15

10. Merry Thanksgiving

Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a fami...More

Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.Less

21mins 2003-11-23

11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have C...More

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.Less

20mins 2003-12-14

12. Camel Filters and Pheromones

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beaut...More

Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.Less

21mins 2004-01-04

13. Sarah Like Puny Alan

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of ...More

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.Less

20mins 2004-01-10

14. I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his ro...More

Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.Less

21mins 2004-02-01

15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some fam...More

Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.Less

21mins 2004-02-08

16. That Was Saliva, Alan

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, be...More

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.Less

21mins 2004-02-15

17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die whe...More

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.Less

20mins 2004-02-22

18. An Old Flame with a New Wick

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.Less

21mins 2004-02-29

19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Mea...More

Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.Less

19mins 2004-03-21

20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child p...More

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.Less

21mins 2004-04-18

21. No Sniffing, No Wowing

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things di...More

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.Less

21mins 2004-05-02

22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of se...More

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.Less

21mins 2004-05-09

23. Just Like Buffalo

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convin...More

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.Less

21mins 2004-05-16

24. Can You Feel My Finger?

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V,"...More

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.Less

21mins 2004-05-23

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A Review by Ibraheem... 6

Written by Ibraheem... on 2017-10-18

The same story all over again, in almost every episode. Tedious, yet there are some great jokes. You would hope it will get better in the ne... read more

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A Review by Ibraheem...

The same story all over again, in almost every episode. Tedious, yet there are some great jokes. You would hope it will get better in the next season, it doesn't....

A Review by Ibraheem... 6

Written by Ibraheem... on 2017-10-18

The same story all over again, in almost every episode. Tedious, yet there are some great jokes. You would hope it will get better in the next season, it doesn't....